October 21, 2014

slendergraspongrammar:

The Warsaw robbers couple // cred @aszkielowiczsara Instagram

284 notes #wildt #fan #s

October 21, 2014

maryanne-omg:

little tip : when you’re invited and you don’t like the food, place it gently on the side of the table and then cry for help (x)

503 notes #about me

October 21, 2014

maryanne-omg:

// this is basically any kid excited for his dessert // (x)

1229 notes #aww #lil bby #hair haIR HAIR #matty

October 21, 2014

heycalamity:

I FUCKING MET HIM
look at his hands omg they’re massive

463 notes #aww #george #fan

October 21, 2014

the-masters-fallen-angel:

geobytes:

My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.

That’s not a yearbook.

That’s a hit list.

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October 21, 2014

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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October 21, 2014

goldenclitoris:

*gets job as a stripper* *gets on stage in 3000 sweaters*
Get ready for some all night entertainment

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October 21, 2014

morefunthanb4:

It’s weird when you read a headline like that and your first thought is like holy shit, even on death row, what kind of sick fuck would make that request but then you see the guys face and go oh right, yeah, that dude. sure.

55992 notes #smh #that's fucked

October 20, 2014

matty-healy1975:

just curls breaking hearts

1498 notes #nice #hair haIR HAIR #matty

October 20, 2014

addisonisthebest:

dad: are u listening to gregorian chants

me: 

image

75235 notes #i can't